Guest Reviews

Guest Reviews

“Best hotel I’ve ever stayed in”
Comfy friendly, homely, welcoming. First thing I noticed was it smelled really nice and looked very clean. The room was very cosy and staff very nice. 200% recommend.
“Lovely staff, great location”
I stayed here on a friends recommendation and i have to say I was not disappointed! The staff were so friendly from the word go and were really helpful. The accommodation is really quirky – penguin biscuits and branded rock sweeties in the room add a lovely touch! Boiled eggs are served with a smiley face and the cooked breakfast was lovely and very filling!! Location wise its just a short walk to the shops and the sea front – really could not fault this place 🙂 – Travelled with friends.
“A very cute and comfy little B&B”
I stayed here with my boyfriend for 2 nights over the weekend. Our experience was really positive from start to finish – the attentiveness of the staff really completes this B&B if you look out for the personal touch and great customer service. Our room was number 8 which is on the top floor as a small double room. Everything was incredibly clean and tidy and the bed was so comfortable! The staff have added their own personal touch by adding penguin bars instead of your normal boring biscuits, and little rock sweets saying Motel Schmotel on them. Cute! The best bit about this place hands down is the breakfast which you text to the owners the night before. We ordered full English breakfasts which came with eggs, bacon, sausage, tomatoes, seedy toasted bread, juice, tea/coffee and condiments. All of which were well cooked and delicious. It is definitely worth staying here if you prefer to stay somewhere nice and quiet and away from the stag/hen dos that parade on Brighton at the weekends! Thank you to Amsy, Maja and the rest of the staff at Motel Schmotel. We look forward to returning! – Travelled as a couple.
“Quirky and sweet”
It was very clean and tidy,staff were great and nothing was too much trouble,breakfast was delicious. We absolutely loved this bed and breakfast and can’t wait to go back and stay. We had a small double room which was small but it was fine for a 2 night stay. Would recommend a larger room if you was staying for longer. – Travelled as a couple.
“Lovely place – looking forward to going back already!”
My partner and I stayed at Motel Schmotel last night in room 10 (the room with the bath tub). We received a very warm welcome on arrival, our room was very clean and beautifully decorated. Lovely hospitality complete with penguin biscuits and pieces of rock. Really comfortable bed and had everything we needed. The toilet is just outside this room across the corridor but you don’t share it with any other rooms. Breakfast was incredible, perfect portions – we left feeling very full and set up for the day. Lovely to have the option of having breakfast in bed too. We’ll definitely be back again next time we’re in Brighton. – Travelled as a couple.